cel-lu-lite (noun) persistent subcutaneous fat causing dimpling of the skin, especially on women’s hips and thighs.
I know millions of women worry and dread cellulite, but ask any man if he honestly cares about it, and you’ll get a resounding, “NO!” Men do not give a fcuk about cellulite. As a matter of fact, that shit look good on a fat ass. I don’t know how or when I was introduced to it, but somewhere along the line, this mark of a “grown ass women” became sexy as fuck to me. There are tons of products on the market to rid the body of cellulite, but I say, ladies please stop wasting your money. Embrace your tiger stripes. Basically, it indicates the growth of your booty. The girth of your ass exceeded your body’s accommodation, resulting in what’s called cellulite. So take my advice ladies, men are visual creatures, and I will guarantee there is no man on the planet that is turned off but the sight of tiger stripes. Lawd, the sight of a woman on her knees shaking her ass with some cellulite gets me harder than Chinese arithmetic. Next week I’ll delve into another “grown ass women’s” rite of passage. Until then, stay up…stay horny.
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