TGiHD. Thank Goodness it’s Hump Day. Here’s another difference between men and women. When a man makes love/fucks a woman for the first time, he has to cum correct, no pun intended. If a man doesn’t cum correct the first time he may not get a call back. A lot of pressure is riding on him. Pound it out, freak her out, wear it out, tear it out, not to mention, eat it out. Men have a lot to contend with, that’s if we want an another invite to some more pussy. We have to show that freaky side, somewhat like an audition, while maintaining a sense of normality. Normality, you ask? Yes. Be a little too freaky, and you may scare her off. We have to do it all, while women on the other hand, have the luxury of taking it easy. Let’s be honest, if a woman delivers some average pussy, she can always call the DOC- (Dick On Call), and the doc definitely makes house calls. Depending on the man’s level of freakiness, a woman has to take his ego into consideration, and resort to rationing the pussy. A man’s ego won’t allow him to see his woman more knowledgeable in the bedroom. “Where the fuck did you learn that from?” he may ask. Men, in the meantime, encourage your woman to let loose, relax and explore everything pleasure has to offer. It’s what made him fall in lust with you in the first place, right? Right.
Happy Hump Day!
26 Wednesday Aug 2015
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For the record, we have to perform properly also. We can’t just freely lay there without real participation or he might not want to come back. We have to show that we can hold our own. We also have to make sure the kitty is smelling right and staying tight. NO MAN wants to slide in and feel like they are drowning in an oasis and then there is an odor on top of loose walls. They will be running for the door.. As women we have to show that every time he gets it up we can take it down and bring it back to life. As long as he is not a minute man or as I like to call them a PREMIE. But not every man gets to see the tricks, it makes some nervous.
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Wow…what a mouth full. I can somewhat agree that a woman cannot break out all the trick. A man has to be secure with himself to know if his woman has a freaky side to sit back and enjoy it. And a smelly va jay-jay is ALWAYS a turn off. Just like I’m sure a man’s smelly family jewels is a turn off. Bottom line, we all need to stay on top of our hygiene.
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